Das Tohuwabohu

Auf wiedersehen, ihr arschgeigen!

29 Jul

My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.

  • Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
  • Sister: You tell him.
  • Me: And if he doesn't like you?
  • Sister: You kill him.
03 Jul
23 Jun

What does not kill you makes you wish you were dead

29 May
Maybe I was a pirate in my past life. I didn’t kill people, though. I was just a badass.

Dianna Agron (via gillan-)