February 2011
January 2011
I just had a thought, You know when you walk in a...
If you know anyone in Egypt.
stfucapitalists:carpe-cerevisi:
If you know anyone in Egypt, please pass this on to them. To bypass government blocking of websites, use numerical IP addresses: Twitter ”128.242.240.52” Fb ”69.63.189.34” Google ”172.14.204.99”. A French ISP offers free dial up internet access ~ +33 1 72 89 01 50 Login password: toto. Please pass this on and share.
For your family, Betsy.
Hallo?
Erinnen Sie sich an mich? Ja, “Sie”. Nicht “du”. Vielleicht hast du deine Meinung geaendert? Unsinn. Was ist los? Was brauchen Sie? Bitte. Sprich mit mir. Rufe mich an. Etwas. Irgendetwas.
#Egypt
mitarbeiter:
Wir sind zutiefst erschüttert von den aktuellen Geschehnissen in Nordafrika und im Nahen Osten, vor allem von den Bildern, Videos und Kommentaren zu Ägypten, die in letzter Zeit bei Tumblr zu sehen waren. Unsere Blogger aus dieser Region und alle, die ihnen eine Nachricht zukommen lassen wollen, sollten darauf achten, ihre Postings mit „egypt“ zu taggen.
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
iheartp0p:
Response:
“Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.”
facethedawn-:
"Vagina"
Mom: When I came home from work today I was called Vagina from a little boy across the street who was on a scooter. He was with his sister and they both laughed. I turned around and said That’s not nice Do you want me to tell your mother? They both said sorry
auf der mauer, auf der lauer, sitzt eine kleine...
leben und leben lassen
Cross the line if bad grammar makes you cringe
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When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
youbelievedineverything:
and you’re just like “I don’t know I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come running towards me.”
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will...